The signal is down

I know, I know, it's another post explaining that there is no post. But it's not my fault this time I swear! I'm writing this on a purloined iPhone as my new house has no internet connection and they won't let me back in the university library yet. FML. There are two shiny blog posts waiting patiently on my laptop, all buffed and shined for their big day on the interwebs. If it doesn't look like I'm getting a connection this week I'll pop them on a memory stick and go round someone else's house or something. In the meantime, talk amongst yourselves, or go and read Nash's blog, you know that's REALLY what you want to read.