Sunday 27 September 2009

In other news

I have the internets! Dear old internet, full of Java and html and... other technical sounding things. To be honest, I am much refreshed by my little spell off the grid, although a little disconcerted by how difficult it makes your life. Email has become the preferred mode of communication for every aspect of my university's staff, and it's been a stressful three weeks without it. I'm kidding, of course, I've just missed the porn.

But the portal is now open, and I can resume hawking my cerebral spittle into the big copper chamber pot of Blogger. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

In other news, I took on my dishwasher and lost. In the aftermath I've decided to shelve plans for my novel and begin a new project based on our turbulent relationship, and how we finally found other partners (I say, 'found other partners,' in Dishie's case it means 'found her way into the skip). Provisional title: Suds and the City. Excerpt below. See ya'll next week, and let's get some regularity round here!

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